And She's Back -
Hey all.... after a little hiatus, and some bitchin' from loyal readers, I am posting tonight.

After a long weekend at WISHHH and a jaunt up to the beau's house, I am exhausted. However, both were good. It was nice to see some (and not nice to see others) wankers this weekend - like Heidi Flash, Mrs. F*ck No, my main man Betel Geuse, Doc, Video X (even though she was REALLY reserved this weekend and no Flock of Seagulls impressions) skinny Ear Shot, Tinky, Porkey Mon, Hedgy, Craw Daddy (because he serenaded me with Jimmy Buffett at 2am), and many others - even Clam. Unfortunately I blew my wad Friday night and was broke down on Sat. There was toast, $70 pizza and beers, many true confessions like always, drunk Roofie, creepy hashers, stupid jokes, sex toy party, etc....

So anyways - things with Chris (the guy) are going well. We get along really well and are still feeling each other out. But seems like things are going to be good.

I just got invited to a baby shower for my best friend in NY on the 12th. AUGH!!! I just went home a month ago for my other friends baby shower (baby was born on the 21st). What to do, what to do.

So last week I got in trouble at work for having too many absences. I have missed 7 days since September. We are given 12 a year and they roll over. Anyways, my principal called me in her office and 'talked' to me about it. Now I have a dilemma. I am going to Key West in April for spring recess and was going to take a few wrap around days like I did last year. Do I tell the truth or lie????

OH YEAH -
I finally hit my 50th "run" with the SHIT hash. And by 50 Udder means 75, since that is the number on the bandana he gave me!!!!

And for those that missed the P#ssy Control Hash - it was F-U-N. Or atleast the girls thought so.

It was worth the hangover and .4 lb. gain at weigh in.

I started a Biggest Loser challenge at my school. I am losing. Damn beer.

Just Cuz Boozie said so....

I haven't blogged in a while. Just been sooooo busy. I hash on Tuesdays, teach an afterschool program on Weds. and Thursdays and just started dating someone new.

Well... let's see. I went to NY this past weekend for a baby shower. It was nice to see some of my friends since I didn't get to see anyone over Christmas. My friend Dawn is the pregnant one and looks soooo cute. I was never sure if her and her husband were going to have babies so its nice to see them sooooo happy about it.

I started dating Chris a couple of weeks ago. So far so good. The hardest thing is just getting used to dating someone on a regular basis. He seems nice. We have played pool, gone to Dave and Busters, had dinner at his place, he's come here twice and on Friday he is taking me to a work function at Maggiano's in Bethesda. THEN - I am taking him to the Caps game on Tuesday. So I am curious to see how he interacts socially. I think he will be okay. Oh yeah, he brought me tulips last week too.... see above. So we shall see!!!

However, now that I am dating someone all the old guys seem to be crawling out of the woodwork. Guy #1 text messaged and wanted to get together, Guy #3 was in Batavia while I was home, Moose call randomnly Tuesday night - haven't heard from him since November (he left a message that said "Hey you, its the Moose guy. Give me a call back on my cell - my number is 703 ummmm ummmmm ummmmmm ummmmm, well you know the number." - SOOO DRUNK). It's all funny to me.

So that is my life in a nutshell. I am looking forward to WISHHH. AND KEY WEST in April. Wooohooo!!!!

The groundhog says 6 more weeks of winter but where the heck is the snow??