I need a Vacation -

So... this is my holidays in a nutshell....

Left VA on the 22nd. Drove to Batavia.
Got up early on the 23rd, drove to Rochester to finish (start for Betsy) my Christmas shopping.
Drove back to Batavia, changed, drove to Grand Island to celebrate with my dad's side of the family.
It went something like this:






























Then it was Christmas Eve. We went out to dinner. It was fun. Then my mother and I came home and sang Karaoke until 1am.

then it was Christmas morning.
It went something like this:
This is my mothers Christmas tree And Betsy showing off all her gifts





















Then my brother, sister in law and sick babies came over. There are no pics of my niece cuz she slept the whole time.

This one was taken for my dad - since he gave my nephew a DOLL for Christmas.

Then it was time for dinner - with crackers. An English/Canadian tradition. Inside is a paper crown, a prize and some jokes.

And then there was some of this - even though we didn't want it.

On the 26th, we went to my dad's house. We hung out, talked, drank some Flirtinis. Him and Donna gave me an Ipod Shuffle, engraved with SMAC on the side and filled with Jimmy Buffett songs - plus 3 CDs with like 500 songs on them. That was my favorite gift. (Thanks SMAC Daddy)

Then we were supposed to come back to VA, but we had to go to Canada for a few days as my step-father's dad died. So we did a little of this for a few days:

Then it was Happy New Years!!!!

"I'm Just not Over My Ex Girlfriend Yet" and questions from my sex education class

yep - I've heard that now twice in the past month. Why do guys "date" if they aren't over their ex girlfriends yet? I think its an excuse. The most recent one really threw me for a loop. He asked me to the movies, came to my New Years Eve party, took me out to dinner then said that. Sounds like he lost interest somewhere in there. Oh well. NEXT!!!

Okay now onto the questions my 5th grade girls asked during sex ed class:

1) Aren't we too young for this stuff?
2) Is it possible to stop after some eggs hatch?
3) How would you know your tampon size?
4) If your pregnant 4 like 9 months and sperm enters your body what happens?
5) Do prugnent ladies have a baly botton?
6) When the first people on the Earth were pregnant, did the child have to marry the father or their brother or sister or mom?
7) How does a mother that has triplets or twins carry them in there amniotic sac?
8) How do you know when the time is right?
9) Is fertilization painful?
10) How about if you are about to have a baby but you have sex again can you have another baby?
11) Animals do not have sex do they?
12) If you are holding your breath and you are pregnant will the baby be able to breath?
13) Can a women not have a baby ever?
14) Do you have to be married to have a baby?
15) Does anything strange happen while you are pregnant?
16) My mother said some guy had HIV and he was bleeding on his head when he dove in the water. Why didn't they close the pool?
17) Is AIDS when you get green blood?
18) What if you have constipation?
19) Is it bad to be adopted (like me)?
20) Can the baby think in the uterus?
21) What side of the pad do you put against your underwear??
22) If sex is when the mans peunis goes into the vagina then its not called French Kissing?
23) What if you have sexual contact with a person with STDs and you already have STDs?
24) Why do you get a baby when you get married?

So there - that is what I dealt with for a week and a half.

Stay tuned for a summary of my Winter Vacation.