"I'm Just not Over My Ex Girlfriend Yet" and questions from my sex education class
yep - I've heard that now twice in the past month. Why do guys "date" if they aren't over their ex girlfriends yet? I think its an excuse. The most recent one really threw me for a loop. He asked me to the movies, came to my New Years Eve party, took me out to dinner then said that. Sounds like he lost interest somewhere in there. Oh well. NEXT!!!
Okay now onto the questions my 5th grade girls asked during sex ed class:
1) Aren't we too young for this stuff?
2) Is it possible to stop after some eggs hatch?
3) How would you know your tampon size?
4) If your pregnant 4 like 9 months and sperm enters your body what happens?
5) Do prugnent ladies have a baly botton?
6) When the first people on the Earth were pregnant, did the child have to marry the father or their brother or sister or mom?
7) How does a mother that has triplets or twins carry them in there amniotic sac?
8) How do you know when the time is right?
9) Is fertilization painful?
10) How about if you are about to have a baby but you have sex again can you have another baby?
11) Animals do not have sex do they?
12) If you are holding your breath and you are pregnant will the baby be able to breath?
13) Can a women not have a baby ever?
14) Do you have to be married to have a baby?
15) Does anything strange happen while you are pregnant?
16) My mother said some guy had HIV and he was bleeding on his head when he dove in the water. Why didn't they close the pool?
17) Is AIDS when you get green blood?
18) What if you have constipation?
19) Is it bad to be adopted (like me)?
20) Can the baby think in the uterus?
21) What side of the pad do you put against your underwear??
22) If sex is when the mans peunis goes into the vagina then its not called French Kissing?
23) What if you have sexual contact with a person with STDs and you already have STDs?
24) Why do you get a baby when you get married?
So there - that is what I dealt with for a week and a half.
Stay tuned for a summary of my Winter Vacation.
yep - I've heard that now twice in the past month. Why do guys "date" if they aren't over their ex girlfriends yet? I think its an excuse. The most recent one really threw me for a loop. He asked me to the movies, came to my New Years Eve party, took me out to dinner then said that. Sounds like he lost interest somewhere in there. Oh well. NEXT!!!
Okay now onto the questions my 5th grade girls asked during sex ed class:
1) Aren't we too young for this stuff?
2) Is it possible to stop after some eggs hatch?
3) How would you know your tampon size?
4) If your pregnant 4 like 9 months and sperm enters your body what happens?
5) Do prugnent ladies have a baly botton?
6) When the first people on the Earth were pregnant, did the child have to marry the father or their brother or sister or mom?
7) How does a mother that has triplets or twins carry them in there amniotic sac?
8) How do you know when the time is right?
9) Is fertilization painful?
10) How about if you are about to have a baby but you have sex again can you have another baby?
11) Animals do not have sex do they?
12) If you are holding your breath and you are pregnant will the baby be able to breath?
13) Can a women not have a baby ever?
14) Do you have to be married to have a baby?
15) Does anything strange happen while you are pregnant?
16) My mother said some guy had HIV and he was bleeding on his head when he dove in the water. Why didn't they close the pool?
17) Is AIDS when you get green blood?
18) What if you have constipation?
19) Is it bad to be adopted (like me)?
20) Can the baby think in the uterus?
21) What side of the pad do you put against your underwear??
22) If sex is when the mans peunis goes into the vagina then its not called French Kissing?
23) What if you have sexual contact with a person with STDs and you already have STDs?
24) Why do you get a baby when you get married?
So there - that is what I dealt with for a week and a half.
Stay tuned for a summary of my Winter Vacation.
posted by SMAC @ 8:52 PM
3 Comments:
At 10:10 AM,
Matt said…
kids say the darnedest things. have fun at cake. i couldn't get tickets.
At 1:40 PM,
Unknown said…
Good to see you posting again, it's been quite out there over the break- and I need my sanity and comin breaks from work
At 9:32 AM,
Anonymous said…
Oh, man, this was worth the wait! Hilarious!
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