Okay - it's a Tuesday night which usually means I went hashing. And I did, and it was good, And there was much rejoicing. And then we hashed. We hashed for hours, Uprooting trees, bushes, and flowers. Frightening small children and woodland animals. We hashed with power tools. We hashed like Vikings, with horns on our head.

Okay - enough. My point being that someone got named last week at the SH*T hash whose named was based on h im telling a fable. This is something like how the fable went: Once upon a time there was a guy - no name - who went to a camping trip called TITS. There he met a girl named - we will call her Whoosh - for this story. Now those that know Whoosh know that she is her own person. Also - we know that Whoosh DOES NOT sleep with hashers, none the less proposition them for sex. However, some may mistake her fabulous dance moves as a proposition for sex. So this hasher told a story about how the girl who we are calling Whoosh propositioned him for sex not only once but TWICE during the weekend which he denied. So we naive SH*T hashers took his word for it. Well, after discussing it, we - my lesbian lover sister(thanks Water Gate - she has known us for a year and thought we were lesbians until last night) - Metro Ho and I were discussing the plausibility of this situation. We decided that the true test would be when someone confronted this hasher for details and he told the story - which we knew would get back to said Whoosh eventually. As we were discussing this - we pulled into the parking lot to find one Whoosh present at our hash. So - the conversation of course turned toward this debaucherous topic. And low and behold Udder Ho had pics from the weekend in question. There were pics of Whoosh laying her dance moves on random hasher guys and girls and there were pics of nameless hasher sitting alone in various places amongst the campground. However, there was not one pic of nameless hasher and Whoosh to be found. Until tonight - and I will be updating this pic when CoaCoas gives me copyrights. Here is Whoosh and The Little Cock That Wouldn't!!!! The pictures get better. - (just so you know - there is a pic of The Little Cock on her cleavage). Together at last!!! So my question today is this.... Is it funnier that he made up this story or that she showed up the week after to deny all allegations???? PS - how did I do for my first post hashing blog??