ACCEPTABLE HASH BEHAVIOR!!??!!!

This is a term used frequently when trying to explain a what could be construed as an indecent action at the hash. For example - here we have little Miss Special K sucking on a beer can at a hash. Acceptable hash behavior?? I am not sure. But the response was "What doesn't kill her will make her stronger!" True.



Next we see Eunich and Hedgehog doing Vanilla Pudding vodka shots out of a condom. Again - some may squwack at this action, but it is in fact acceptable hash behavior.






Here is a picture from a Toga Wine hash. Again - perfectly acceptable hash behavior - dressing up in a Toga and wreath of leaves, drinking a whole bunch of home made wine then going around and doing tastings off of guys chests.







My question however is this: This excuse works in the Hashing World, but would it work in the real world?? Speeding tickets, DUI's, getting caught cheating, etc??? Is it true that "Everything We Really Need to Know We Learned at the Hash??"